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Apple TV: crap in a lacquer box.

The rollout of the Apple TV Appliance reminds me of a story I heard when I was a kid. It involved a man from ancient Segovia buying a donkey for his farm in Spain. He bought this highly adorned donkey...

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Why don’t I like Apples?

I grew up a PC guy. Any time anyone mentions Mac or Apple I have a built in vomit response and a look of disgust. That didn’t go over well with my girlfriend when she got her shiny new Macbook. I began...

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Big Ass Table

iPhone. So weak. Show ‘em how it’s done, Microsoft! Share/Bookmark

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Apple Market Share Jumps to 14%!

This is pretty big news: Macs now account for 14% of all PC sales by units sold. By dollars spent, it’s 25% – yes, they are friggin’ expensive. In my microverse, the laptop share must be 80% or more....

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Age of Conan (on my Mac Pro)

I was not expecting AoC [ Amazon ] to live up to the hype, but it did. I was not expecting it to be so gorgeous, and not just because you can see boobies. The youtube clips don’t do this game justice....

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New MacBook Pro

So they released the new MacBook Pro, claiming it’s “engineered to standards that don’t even exist yet.” Really? Hey Apple, how about – gasp! – conforming to a standard that does exist? It’s called...

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Dear Steve Jobs

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